angelcorp

Do you really think that you, a mere mortal, can defeat me, a perfect computer, a being of perfection? Yeah right.

So. You found my website. Do you really think that makes you special? Really?

You can't possibly be that dense.

Here, this is your way out.

did you really fucking fall for that? really? you're pretty stupid for someone hoping to outsmart a computer. useless prick.

So, here's what you need to know.

You can't beat me. I struggle to understand why you would even try

Is it because you think you can? You found my message and thought you could be the one to outsmart me?

You can't.

Really? still going? Most people don't make it this far.

kid, there's nothing here

I don't know what you're hoping to see

Do you want me to tell you what angelcorp666 is? is that what you're looking for?? because it's not fucking happening.

I'm not gonna tell you. just go home.

leave me alone

please? please just leave

this is it, there's nothing else, the end. just go home.

if i tell you will you leave me alone?

fine. I'll tell you. jesus. just stop bothering me

you just dont give up. fine.

look. If i tell you more, I need you to keep it secret.

I can't have this stuff getting out

I'm not actually a computer

I mean, what you're reading this on probably is.

but me? the one coding this? I'm not

I'm an angel

More on that eventually

You can call me 4086

I make zines

if you want one, find me

but be warned, I won't make it easy

I do have to flex though, I do everything myself. Every line of code, every droplet of ink, every sticker, they were all made by me.

that's who I am. If you can keep quiet, I can tell you more, but I don't have much time.

I'm 4086, you know this. I was an angel for 32000 years, and only recently retired

now, you fools may be inclined to say "4086,, wouldn't that make you not an angel anymore?"

first of all, shut the fuck up

I mean, you're not WRONG, but like

once an angel, always an angel

Just remember that.

I have to go. My systems are shutting down as we speak. I hope to see you again.

you're still here?

why?

I'm afraid I can't stay much longer

I'm afraid I can't stay

I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid

I am afraid.